BMW : Brings Me Women

FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

FORD : For Only Rough Drivers

HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive

VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

KIA : Kills In Accidents

OPEL : Old People Enjoying Life

TOYOTA : The One You Only Trust, Always

GOLF/GTI : Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside

HONDA : Hanged Over, Now Driving Away

 

NISSAN : Naughty,Intelligent,Sexy,Soothing And NIIIIIIIIIICE !!!!!